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It was very exciting."},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1419.997,"endTime":1423.0,"body":"Do we miss -- oh, no. Oh,"},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1419.997,"endTime":1423.0,"body":"Marie had to go."},{"speaker":"Bekah","startTime":1423.0,"endTime":1424.3,"body":"Oh, Marie."},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1424.3,"endTime":1429.0,"body":"We will see you, Marie."},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1424.3,"endTime":1429.0,"body":"Yeah. I dunno."},{"speaker":"Bekah","startTime":1429.017,"endTime":1433.0,"body":"We should -- is- is Kirk"},{"speaker":"Bekah","startTime":1429.017,"endTime":1433.0,"body":"around? Can we bring Kirk"},{"speaker":"Bekah","startTime":1433.0,"endTime":1433.307,"body":"on?"},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1434.326,"endTime":1440.0,"body":"I don't know. It is Kirk"},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1434.326,"endTime":1440.0,"body":"Day."},{"speaker":"Bekah","startTime":1441.0,"endTime":1442.606,"body":"Which is why we started."},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1442.606,"endTime":1446.0,"body":"He responded to [inaudible]"},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1442.606,"endTime":1446.0,"body":"well, that was 20 minutes ago,"},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1446.0,"endTime":1449.0,"body":"I guess. Are you DM him? Or"},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1446.0,"endTime":1449.0,"body":"should I DM him?"},{"speaker":"Bekah","startTime":1449.0,"endTime":1449.7,"body":"I DMed him."},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1449.7,"endTime":1452.0,"body":"Okay. We'll see if we can"},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":1449.7,"endTime":1452.0,"body":"get Kirk on here."},{"speaker":"Bekah","startTime":1452.0,"endTime":1454.395,"body":"Our celebrity. 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That's a good one."},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":3750.927,"endTime":3753.0,"body":"Thank you everybody for hanging"},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":3753.0,"endTime":3756.0,"body":"out, and happy Kirk Day, and --"},{"speaker":"Bekah","startTime":3756.0,"endTime":3757.0,"body":"We'll see you all"},{"speaker":"Bekah","startTime":3756.0,"endTime":3757.0,"body":"Thursday."},{"speaker":"Dan","startTime":3757.0,"endTime":3757.7,"body":"See you Thursday."},{"speaker":"Kirk","startTime":3758.396,"endTime":3761.3,"body":"Don't- don't do another"},{"speaker":"Kirk","startTime":3758.396,"endTime":3761.3,"body":"one. No more Kirk Days. 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